Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	169
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	4549
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	878
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Votes:	5455
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	3985

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	202
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	4331

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crops Grown:	2664
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	236
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	4425	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8751

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	7692
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	227
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org