Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8416
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	175071
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	108
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9163	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	935266

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	111
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	5000	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	226	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4432
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8801

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es