Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2228
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9443	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	6980	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3893
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Votes:	7707	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4829
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114