Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

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But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Potions Brewed:	192	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1488	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Animals Bred:	157
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1544
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	3719	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	720	Votes:	3812
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Villages Defended:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	748105
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	1535	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7415
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Star Shards Collected:	197

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com