Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	741699	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Votes:	6973
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	116
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	533	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	1754
Farms Harvested:	298	Divine Spears Created:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3638
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8223

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	7636
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	235
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	2555	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ores Mined:	8317	Towns Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com