Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Votes:	1813	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	447252	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mines Excavated:	3502
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	7464	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crops Grown:	2186	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5310	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	143
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	132	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	8292	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7999	Emeralds Found:	6344
Void Gems Collected:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Buildings Constructed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com