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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8819 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1637 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
