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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1039 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3152 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
