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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
