CraftInsomnia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7741	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	871466	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5212
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8114	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1995	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Dragon Eggs Found:	9982
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	New Chunks Explored:	726559
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	5589	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Votes:	3943	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9308
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	6531	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16