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Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Towns Built:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2550
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1164
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ores Mined:	2779
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

breast cancer, Chronic illness, Crafters, Endurance, FATIGUE, fragile, Frailty, health, hematopoietic cell transplant, long term, oncology, physical performance, pre-frailty, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, strength, survivor care, survivors, survivorship, unite, well-being

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	3397	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

1.20.1, Adventure, Awesome, boss fights, BUILD, crazy, Create, Details, Discord, Edition, Fabric, Griefing, GrownUps, java, Join, landscape, Machines, Meet, Message, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Relax, Safe, Server, Silly Squirrels, squirrel, zones

That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
New Chunks Explored:	77482	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13