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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6155 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1036 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, because on our server, gravity is optional and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where Steve is a superhero and Endermen throw epic dance parties every night. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurdly awesome gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for creepers blowing up your house, because that’s just mean).