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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 135
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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