Crafting with Pornhub

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	8290	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3025	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ores Mined:	6762	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	154	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2627

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2799
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Animals Bred:	128
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!