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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4747 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!