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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8573 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Votes: | 1144 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!