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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4873 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!