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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3070 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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