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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6013 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.
But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?