Crafting Fails: Where Even the OS Can’t Handle It

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Are you tired of boring old servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build houses out of solid gold, and even turn your enemies into adorable baby zombies.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	7788
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Alien Abductions:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	6318
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.