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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9580 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
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Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.