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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6902 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 695542 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 203 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
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Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.