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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4494 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the latest update 1.6.8 has just dropped like a hot potato! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new biomes, battling epic bosses, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.
