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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1768 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2375 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 4242 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.