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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9940 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1355 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4552 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.