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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7700 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.