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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7636 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4217 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 136866 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.
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