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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5354 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Votes: | 5052 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2079 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!