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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	3757

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ores Mined:	8467
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9104
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	122
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2335

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ores Mined:	6232	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2840	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3952	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Emeralds Found:	4190

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Towns Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	7985
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5