Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Emeralds Found:	5273

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3740
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3729	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	7694
Mines Excavated:	4131	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	6970	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8313
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.