Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5742
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	2742	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!