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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3982 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1278 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!