so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Villages Defended: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Divine Spears Created: 27 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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