join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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