Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crops Grown: 3060 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7307
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2281 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 110355 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9335

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Mines Excavated: 3062
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

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    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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