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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3197 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1432 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!