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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9501 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8856 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!