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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3153 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!