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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8206 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?