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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 541 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Votes: | 3160 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6517 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3209 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?