CovidiotsCraft: Trump’s Liberation Fiasco

Arrests, civil disobedience, covid pandemic, COVID restrictions, CovidiotsCraft, crimes, decreased adherence, Disobedience, donald trump, Fiasco, first wave, government intervention., INCREASE, Liberation, Mi, MN, pandemic response, political controversy, public health crisis, racial disparities, Trumps, VA, Whites

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	2955
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Donald Trump is the ruler and COVID restrictions are a thing of the past. Join our server for the ultimate freedom experience!

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy events like “Build a Wall Around Your Base” where you have to protect your precious loot from invaders. And don’t forget about our epic “COVID Party” where players compete to see who can throw the wildest virtual bash.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie versions of the three states Trump wanted to liberate. Can you survive the madness and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Who needs boring old restrictions when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crazy, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	509	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	8628
Love Letters Sent:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	122
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7870
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3712	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	2397	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6540	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	934837
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5888
Towns Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5311	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	3444

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	97

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	2292
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!