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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9250 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 69428 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.