Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	433	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.