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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5234 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 154 |
Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?