Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 68009 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Crops Grown: 7848 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9201 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mines Excavated: 4565

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 32618 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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