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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 858 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9381 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 520 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.
With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!