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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 467 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6119 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!