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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7857 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
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