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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?
So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
