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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1673 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 82 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!
So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!